In destiny’s grand design the are no random meetings for everything is met...
My goal is to always come from a place of love … but sometimes you just have to...– Ru Paul (via albinwonderland)
ohhh how i love will and grace :) it always makes...
Episode: Queens for a day: part 1 and part 2
JACK: Hello, Ro. Her-ro. [CHUCKLES] I'm Jack, Will's friend. Not like Will and your brother are "friends". Okay? You know, one day they'll eventually be "roommates". And then the proud parents of a Chinese girl.
RO: I know my brother's gay. I've known it since he beat up some guy in high school when he said Lee Majors looked dopey.
JACK: Ah, yes. Who hasn't had that fight?
[JACK PULLS UP A CHAIR AND SITS DOWN WITH RO.]
JACK: All right, mingle me this: Are you nervous about your wedding?
RO: Kind of, 'cause I'm a lesbian.
JACK: A lesbo says what?
RO: I am sorry to dump that on you, but this has been eating me up. I had to tell someone.
JACK: Well, what about your brother? He's gayish.
RO: It seemed easier to do it with a stranger with a sweet face.
JACK: Oh, it is, you just gotta know the right parks. Oh, you mean me! Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, of course. Of course. I'm so sorry.
RO: What am I gonna do? I can't get married. The thought of my fiancé's touch sickens me. I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian! Oh, my God, it feels so good to say it out loud.
............ further in the show...............
RO: [TO JACK] God, I hate him. A nice guy, but-- I can't get through sex with him without pretending he's Renée Zellweger. I met her once. Matt went to camp with her. It's the only reason I'm marrying him.
JACK: Yeah, okay. Listen. Ro...
[JACK SITS DOWN ON THE SOFA. HE SLIDES OFF THE PLASTIC AND ONTO THE FLOOR.]
JACK: I'm so sorry.
RO: Are you okay?
JACK: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
[RO HELPS JACK UP OFF THE FLOOR.]
RO: Wanna hold my hand?
[JACK SITS DOWN ON THE COUCH AND SLIDES OFF ONTO THE FLOOR.]
[JACK JUMPS UP ONTO THE COUCH AND FINALLY MAKES IT.]
RO: There you go.
JACK: Okay. I'm not a therapist, though I do own a monocle, but it seems to me, perhaps you should not marry him.
RO: But I have to. My parents have been dreaming about my wedding forever. It'll kill them to know that their only girl loves only girls.
JACK: Whoa, what are you talking about? Your parents have done everything right. They raised all their kids gay. Why would they not accept you?
RO: It's different with Vince. He's a guy, and we're Italian. All Italian guys are gay.
JACK: That's because the country's shaped like a thigh-high boot.
[JACK RUNS HIS FINGER UP RO'S THIGH-HIGH BOOT.]
RO: Look, you're the only person who knows, so please don't tell anyone.
JACK: Well, I won't, but you have to, Ro. And this is the perfect opportunity. [CLEARS THROAT] Thanksgiving celebrates the day the girl Indians first introduced the girl pilgrims to sex. Yeah, they called it "maize". Because lesbian sex is very confusing, and if you're not careful, one can lose their way.
RO: So you're saying I should come out today?
JACK: Yes! At dinner. You can wave a turkey leg for emphasis.
............ further again in the show.................
JACK: Oh, God. There you are. I've been looking all over for you. This two-bedroom attached house is like a Rubik's Cube.
WILL: How's it going out there?
JACK: Great! Big news. The wedding's off. Ro is a lesbian and she's gonna tell everybody at dinner tonight. If you never told me to talk to her, I woulda never convinced her to come out today. But don't worry, buddy. I'll give you all the credit.
[WILL SQUEEZES THE TURKEY BASTER AND IT SPRAYS ALL OVER THE KITCHEN.]
[WILL FOLLOWS JACK INTO THE DINING ROOM.]
WILL: [QUEITLY] Jack, she cannot come out tonight! Because if she does, her mother is somehow gonna blame it on me. This has to be the perfect dinner, and I'm not gonna let you or any other lesbian ruin it.
JACK: Will, don't be so insensitive. Put yourself in her Birkenstocks.
WILL: Look, I think it's great that she wants to come out. I-I'm sure she has all the makings of a wonderful lesbian and she's going to make a bunch of cats a fine mother someday. But not today. Today is my day!
JACK: Wildred Pierce! I am ashamed of you! And not just because your hands are out of proportion to the rest of your body. This is one of the hardest things for a gay person to do, and being a lesbian is very close to being a gay person. You made me come out to my mother on Thanksgiving. It was the best decision of my life. Why would you wanna deny her that?
WILL: [SIGHS] You're right. She should come out whenever she's ready. I'm being selfish. Where is she?
JACK: Watching football.
WILL: Of course she is.
somewhat getting a hang of this but still not completely sure….. on another note some people need a reality check ASAP
yeah about this....
no idea how to work this thing.. slowly learning :( help??